"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
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There was also the story of the ferry pilot, taking a Pawnee
to South America. He drank a bottle of wine and then used
the bottle for relief. At the next border, the customs
inspector was demanding some bribe until he saw the wine
bottle. Confiscated it and let the pilot go. The pilot
departed post-haste.


If you've ever seen the John Wayne movie "The War Wagon", recall the Indian
chief drinking the nitroglycerin.