"Barnyard BOb --" wrote

You weren't... until you posted.
Now you've gotten Fate's attention... and she's a spiteful bitch!

Eric
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Can't I be damned by a God that doesn't exist?

Barnyard BOb --

Who's to say you're not? So many ways to be the universe's punchline.
Fortunately, there's no need to decide which to go with, choose 'em all! :-)

Eric "speaking from experience"