On Mar 10, 1:19 pm, Larry Dighera wrote:
On 10 Mar 2007 11:09:53 -0800, wrote in
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Pampers and Depends are on sale at Walmart...JG

So you keep your finger on the best price for those items, huh?

Perhaps you're wearing them on the wrong end of your alimentary canal.

Touche !! Had to google that one:

Definition:
Imagine that you put one end of a hose in your mouth and kept
threading it through until it came out of your butt. That's more or
less what the alimentary canal is.
You put food in one end of the tube and it's processed during its
journey to the other end of the tube, where the waste material comes
out.

In real life, the alimentary canal consists of the mouth, pharynx,
esophagus, stomach, small intestine, and large intestine. In adults,
the alimentary canal is about 30 feet long.