Steve Foley wrote:

That was nailed to a floor joist above my father's train set in the
basement.

Did you ever see this one?

PARKING VIOLATION
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would
receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble
attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2
elephants, 1 goat and a safari of pygmies from the African interior.
The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think
of someone else, other then yourself. Besides I don't like
domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably
fit into one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the
expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also may the Fleas of a thousand
camels infest your armpits.

WITH MY COMPLIMENTS

I used to have a book of those I carried in the car, looked just like
traffic tickets, probably back in the 70's!
Loved to put one under some nimrods wiper blade when they parked in two
stalls at once... d:-))

Cheers'n Beers.. [_])
Don