Montblack wrote:
("Dan" wrote)
What's purple and conquered most of the known world? Alexander the Grape.


Knock-knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who ....?

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who....?

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?


Montblackberry


Police don't start.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired