"ManhattanMan" wrote in message
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Mortimer Schnerd, RN wrote:
Matt Barrow wrote:
Happy B-day, Dudley!

So, just curious -- what qualifications do you possess that makes
you an "official" old man now?

I think the definition is: What don't hurt, don't work.



My dad claims it's the wonderful bowel movements he has every
morning. With any luck, he wakes up first. G


Another keyboard spewed with pre dinner dry sherry!!!
That's another definition: You're staggering around and slobbering all over
yourself...and you haven't had a drop in weeks.