On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:51:53 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
wrote:

TheSmokingGnu wrote in
news:Tq2Wi.9927$%r.2404@trnddc01:

Richard Riley wrote:
I do find the Mormans and Jehova's Witnesses that come to the door to
be awfully annoying. But they're just trying to get you to take a
copy of "The Watchtower." They don't have an exploding vest.

Maybe that's the problem; the Mormons ought to be using exploding vests
loaded with copies of The Watchtower, so that you'll have to take at
least one that landed, entrail-free, in your living room.

Just imagine, simultaneously enlightened and then bludgeoned to death by
knowledge. The mind boggles. :P

TheSmokingGnu

PS: Every time I see this thread topic posted here, I blindly jump into
it in the hopes someone has written an AIM for life. It would certainly
make my hand-signal skills better!


I generally ask them to come over for the human sacrifice we have every
saturday night.
Just tell 'em there are some members of your Coven that have expressed
a personal interest in them and they should be there shortly.

Roger

Think I'm kidding? I can tell you with some certainty they don;t come back
after that.



Bertie