Dan wrote in
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On Apr 1, 3:49 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
WJRFlyBoy wrote
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BTW, the "I'm making you dance" thing is the oldest k00k trick in the
book. Please start getting your ass in gear or this thing if you
really want to do it. IKYABWAI posts and crap trying to insist that
I'm your beatch will amuse me for a short time, but I expect you to
get straight to some major k00kouts PDQ. I haven't paid to much
attention to you yet, because you seem relatively boring, but with my
help, I expect big things from you.

Bertie

He can't be boring -- he works for DARPA, has "200 hours in the left
seat", is a GSA contractor, was a LRRP, earned the Ranger Tab, and a
host of other things he heard about.

He's a legend in his own demented universe.

Let him be. He's entertaining in the flaming wreck sort of way.

Oh I only improve k00ks. I'm largely misunderstood. I'm often criticised
as not being entertaining enough in my own right. That's not my job. My
job is to help the k00k shine. It's all about the k00k. For instance.
I've got Matt and Maxwell gurgling like a pair of parched mudpuppies.
It's what makes it all worthwhile.

BTW, I can never tell those two apart. It's partly the "Ma" at the
beginning of their names and partly the fact that they both have similar
styles and similarly inane ideas on just about everything.


Bertie