After an exhausting session with Victoria's Secret Police, Ron
blurted out:

Didnt a British Airways pilot once say that a Cub pilot can fly a Corcorde, but
the reverse isnt neccessarily true.

Clearly he was being the typical well mannered brit, didn't want to
honestly answer the question, "Could you fly the Concorde?...Not
bloody well likely."

Imagine the smiles on the passengers as they listened to the PA...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, today it is British Airways' honour and extreme
pleasure to have Elmo Bowlogritz, Cub pilot extraordinaire, in command
of this flight. Mr Bowlogritz will be attempting his first takeoff and
landing in a supersonic transport aircraft...with passengers..."

Juvat