On Thu, 9 Oct 2003 20:07:35 -0500, "John Stricker"
wrote:

A bunch of whinney applogist excuses clipped out.

Saltflats racing association? Don't you mean SCTA? They're the official
body for the timing at Bonneville. Or don't you even know which record
books to look it up in? Maybe that remedial reading course isn't working so
well after all.............
Actually SCTA (so. Cal. Timing association) is a different
organization. They hold various events on the Salt flats also. But
this org is Utah salt flats association,
130 miles an hour? I set the cruise on the
Grand Am at higher than that going across Nevada in '79. The only thing
that passed me was a Nevada Highway Patrol Trooper who was late for a donut
and BJ at the truck stop. You'll have to do better than that.

Yup every body says it's easy - you get 1 mile run up from a standing
start - then go through a 132 ft trap at the end. You loose 10 % to
the salt - most think it's loss of traction - essentially you need
to be indicating 145 when you go through the traps. Seems easy enough
- wonder why only about 5% - 10%of those who try actually make it?
Go to :
http://www.saltflats.com/index.html
Look at the daily run sheets for the 130 MPH club - you will se my 2
brothers made it on Saturday - and myself as well as my brothers son
and my 73 year old father made it on sunday (you will see the 2
qualifying runs listed by names.)

You coming to shoot pheasant this year or are you going to be a big pussy
again (like every other year)?
Whens the season? You got Birds?
I know, you're afraid to be humiliated by
someone with one eye. Be a frigging man!! Quit hiding out there with the
vultures and Gila monsters! Finally get potty trained!!

While potty training is indeed a prerequisite to live in California -
according to the Encyclopedia Britanica: Kans - ass is one of 3 states
(and we use the term loosely) that does not require that their adult
citizens be Potty trained. Thats why the discount Depends issue is
such a political hot button item in all of your state's elections!

Carl"wasting my time" Johansson

John Stricker

"Carl "gonzo" johansson" wrote in message
...
How come you are not bragging about those feared previously rated
number 7 Jayhawks - Oh ya - you know the ones who are scared to play
any true college teams - so they end up playing sister maries home
for the blind and quadroplegic!

As I recall you won that one when a blind paraplegic blocked a last
second field goal - but alas - ran the wrong way toward the KState
goal - encouraged by 85,000 drunken yahoos with no morals and very
little clean underwear between them!

Check out the saltflats racing association you yahoo. look at the 130
MPH club - you will find 3 generations of Johanssons made it this
year - including the oldest guy to ever do it - my dad - 73 years
old - and the youngest ever - my nephew.

hpe your laying in gruel for the winter you schmuck
Gonzo

PS - I wont reply for 4 days - I'm going elk hunting


On Mon, 6 Oct 2003 16:39:49 -0500, "John Stricker"
wrote:

Don't be embarrassed about cheering for my beloved Chiefs. Come out of
the
closet once and for all. 8-) You should read the whining by the Donk
fans
in the Chief's newsgroup. Priceless.

John "Long lost nephew" Stricker

"Barnyard BOb --" wrote in message
.. .

Yes, Ron.
Bless Kevin and Kyle for their thoughtful input.

Perhaps it's time to retire from RAH
while I have some positive momentum.

NAH....
No way. ;-)

Barnyard BOb -- 3 cheers for today's Kansas City Chiefs


It worked for me, Unk.

John Stricker
++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Hi nephew John,

Long time no hear.

I wuz thinking of you just yesterday when they
announced on TeeVee that a chopper with
7 souls aboard went down in Columbia MO.
So far, it appears to be a hoax.

P.S.
I'm embarrassed that you caught me cheering for YOUR Chiefs.
However, what a fabulously outstanding feetball game !!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe, it really is time to bow out and leave
the peckerwoods to feed on each other. g


Unk aka Barnyard BOb aka BOb U.