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Old April 21st 11, 08:44 PM posted to alt.support.depression.manic,alt.slack,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.fan.harry-potter
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On Wed, 20 Apr 2011 13:04:37 -0700 (PDT), Don Stockbauer wrote:

On Apr 19, 10:05*am, -Mark- wrote:
I need to get a hold of Emma. I'd saw my legs off to **** her.


Emma is in a dilemma.

How about sawing off both dicks? Like, you know, at the Freak's Ball:

Mary: "John, would you like to have sex????"

John: "No, Mary, I'm clumsy at sex. I have two left penises."

So does that mean that John has two left penises and two right
penises, or does it mean that he has only one right penis and two left
penises?

Only his hairdresser knows for sure.

I have deep feelings for the CofSG.


*GODDAMMIT* QUIT CHANGING MY POSTS.

I am reporting you t o GOOGLE NOW.
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