On Monday, July 15, 2013 5:39:17 PM UTC-4, WB wrote:
Barney saw his chance and locked Andy in the cell
with Otis. Now Barney's on the phone ordering bullets by the millions...

Ha! Good old Barney.

Speaking of phones, I really like the idea suggested earlier in this thread of calling 911 when you land out, telling them that you are uninjured, that there is no fire and that you don't need assistance. Proactive communication made possible by the cell phone diverts the security apparatus. I will add this to my play book.

A friend of mine landed out within visual range of an airport control tower (no radar), he did not call in and the control tower dispatched the police and fire department to his location. A simple phone call would have saved a lot of aggravation.