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Old January 27th 08, 07:16 PM posted to alt.binaries.pictures.aviation
Peter Hucker[_2_]
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Default Mars Attacks! (JRM, That Is...)

It doesn't to me. I'm going by the size of the ripples on the water
being a known size.

On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:15:03 -0800, "Ron Monroe"
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It looks like a model floating in a pond. Must be the angle.
Ron

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