Odyssey Battery-Jerry Springer

wrote
I DO NOT RECOMMEND THAT ANY ONE USE ONE OF THESE BATTERIES FOR ANY PURPOSE
WHATSOEVER. IF YOU SEE ONE, RUN AWAY AND CONTACT THE PROPER AUTHORITIES.
THEY
WILL EXPLODE WITH A FORCE EQUAL TO 20,000 TONS OF TNT IF A FLY LANDS ON
ONE.
THEY WILL NOT STORE OR RELEASE ANY ELECTRICITY AT ALL. THEY WILL INVADE
YOUR
HOUSE AND KILL YOUR CHILDREN. THEY WILL TAKE OVER MIDDLE EASTERN
COUNTRIES AND
TURN THEM INTO BASES FOR TERRORISTS. THE PANASONIC BATTERIES WERE
RESPONSIBLE
FOR THE ICE AGE, THE BLACK PLAGUE, WW1 AND 2 AND KILLED JFK. DO NOT TRUST
THEM.
IF YOU ARE THINKING OF USING ONE IN AN AIRPLANE, KILL YOUR FAMILY, YOUR
NEIGHBORS AND YOURSELF NOW, BEFORE YOU BECOME ENSLAVED TO THE PANASONIC
BATTERIES.

I knew it!