Beware travelers with bratty kids

Duncan (NZ) wrote:

"The next time you find yourself on a plane, sitting next to someone who
cannot resist chattering to you endlessly,

I have a very effective way of getting rid off people like that; they
inevitably ask me about my disability, none of their business but in
these occasions I am only too glad to oblige: oh that? airplane
crash, no, no other survivor (entirely true, I was the only
one on board, but I skip that part for the occasion); if I do it
right, I can elaborate a little bit further, it shuts them up for the
rest of the flight (except for some mumbling to themselves)

--Sylvain