All yuor troll are belong to us.

2004?? Must be a calendar from another culture. :-)


"Roy Smith" wrote in message
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A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
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Somebody set up us the bomb.

In a previous article, "C J Campbell" said:
Somebody set up us the bomb.

What you say?


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Paul Tomblin http://xcski.com/blogs/pt/
It's better to be on the ground wishing you were flying, than up there
wishing you were on the ground.

"Paul Tomblin" wrote in message
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In a previous article, "C J Campbell"
said:
Somebody set up us the bomb.

What you say?

It is what the defending side says when the invaders say "All your bases are
belong to us."

Both phrases are immortalized as cheat codes in Warcraft 3.

After which I'll say that a Lansing FSS briefer wished me a Happy Kwanza
three separate times during a briefing Saturday morning. Interspersed with
"What's your story?" "Why you go'in there?" "Wat you doin' here then?"
"Where you from anyway?" and after I referenced my in-laws, he told me he
was sorry for me and doubted that I was having a very Happy Kwanza. He also
referred to my trip with my wife and kids as a "Mercy Mission".

Truly bizarre. I had a hard time keeping from busting up laughing at him
cause he was totally serious.

Jim