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  #22  
Old April 15th 08, 12:29 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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This is really addictive!



Too bad they're not really haiku :-).

Tony
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Old April 15th 08, 03:24 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
Brad[_2_]
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carbon fiber................bird
epoxy..........and gel-coat too
not talkin' boats here

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Old April 15th 08, 05:12 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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Okay, so these aren't exactly aviation . . . but we do use PDA'a and it's
almost the same (g). Got these in the email the other day - too good not to
pass on.

bumper

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

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Program aborting.
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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I ate your Web page.
Forgive me; it was tasty
And tart on my tongue.



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Old April 15th 08, 11:15 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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Soaring season's here
Uncle Fuzzy is waiting
To Pursue High CU's
 




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