Jay Beckman wrote:

I'm gonna hang my hat on the "no longer a smoker" peg...just give me more
amunition to keep being an ex smoker!

One of the bullets they gave us at the last stop-smoking clinic I attended
(that's the one that worked, by the way) was this. Collect a bunch of buts from
an ashtray. Get a Mason jar about half full. Then fill it halfway with water, so
they're all good & soggy and put the lid on. Anytime you want a cig, open the
lid and take a whif.

"But when your bass player's flat, and your drummer drags ... don't you wish you
had a fag?"

George Patterson
Coffee is only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to
your slightly older self.