At 14:00 07 May 2009, wrote:

My old stand-by; "please God, give me a thermal and I'll go to
church"
hasn't worked in years!

Well, considering how many of us make that promise, and how few of us keep
it even after being awarded a thermal, can you blame Him? After a while
even God recognizes insincerity when He hears it.

Jim Beckman