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Old February 23rd 11, 08:53 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
Jon Marshall
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Default handicaps for one-offs?

At 18:28 22 February 2011, hretting wrote:
The formula is as followed:

Kentucky crap shoot divided by Northern Alabama pig poop times

#
Tennessee virgins square rooting that number carried to the power

of
what ever number is hit on the dart board that day.
Give or take a .010.
Unless of course you added winglets and now you have a glider

that
automatically gets a number in the .80 range adjusted with the
formulae above.
A 1-26 with winglets is equal to a Nimbus lll.
It's not an exact science, but it goes far in keeping the masses
confuse.
R



As the number of Tennessee virgins will, allegedly , tend to zero then
the whole expression will also tend to zero. This will result in a
handicap factor of approx zero which would be devastating, with or
without clothes.

Waiting for spring
jon