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Old February 23rd 11, 08:53 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
Jon Marshall
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Default handicaps for one-offs?

At 18:28 22 February 2011, hretting wrote:
The formula is as followed:

Kentucky crap shoot divided by Northern Alabama pig poop times

#
Tennessee virgins square rooting that number carried to the power

of
what ever number is hit on the dart board that day.
Give or take a .010.
Unless of course you added winglets and now you have a glider

that
automatically gets a number in the .80 range adjusted with the
formulae above.
A 1-26 with winglets is equal to a Nimbus lll.
It's not an exact science, but it goes far in keeping the masses
confuse.
R



As the number of Tennessee virgins will, allegedly , tend to zero then
the whole expression will also tend to zero. This will result in a
handicap factor of approx zero which would be devastating, with or
without clothes.

Waiting for spring
jon

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Old February 23rd 11, 12:28 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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Default handicaps for one-offs?

On Feb 23, 3:53*am, Jon Marshall
wrote:
At 18:28 22 February 2011, hretting wrote:



The formula is as followed:


Kentucky crap shoot divided by Northern Alabama pig poop times

#
Tennessee virgins square rooting that number carried to the power

of
what ever number is hit on the dart board that day.
Give or take a .010.
Unless of course you added winglets and now you have a glider

that
automatically gets a number in the .80 range adjusted with the
formulae above.
A 1-26 with winglets is equal to a Nimbus lll.
It's not an exact science, but it goes far in keeping the masses
confuse.
R


As the number of Tennessee virgins will, allegedly , tend to zero then
the whole expression will also tend to zero. *This will result in a
handicap factor of approx zero which would be devastating, with or
without clothes. *

Waiting for spring
jon- Hide quoted text -

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You missed the non linear unitary adjustment factor that kicks in as
the expression approaches zero.
UH
 




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