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("John Swarey" wrote)
[soaped] I have some #%^&*!^ news for you, #%^&*#*. You represent everything that is wrong with this country. Your arrogance is sickening. I do have freedom to fly, I have freedom to do whatever the #%^* I want. &#%$^&* moron. 'Tis the season - Quotes from "A Christmas Story" (1983) Ralphie Parker (Narrator): Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master. In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity, that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over lake Michigan. Ralphie: Oooh fuuudge! Ralphie as Adult: Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word! The Old Man: What did you say? Ralphie: Uh, um... The Old Man: That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on! Ralphie: It was all over -- I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me. "Over the years I got to be quite a connossieur of soap. Though my personal preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand... YECCHH! " - Ralphie as Adult Ralphie as Adult: I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed. http://clark.colgate.edu/doslander/christmas.htm ACS30 - The mother is on the telephone with Mrs. Schwartz. Montblackgoingblue |
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