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Old September 17th 19, 10:05 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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Now you hit on the real roots of my mental anguish. My parents bought my brother and I BB guns the same year. They thought they should do something to strengthen our corneas. The store had two models and my folks figured they better not have fights over ownership, so my older brother got the nice black and brown Winchester replica. I got the pink Annie Oakley. True. Thats why I identify as non-binary...when your first phallic symbol is a pink girl’s BB Gun made by “Daisy”... what chance did I have for sanity?

Real sorry, eh?
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Old September 17th 19, 12:59 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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On Tuesday, September 17, 2019 at 5:05:39 AM UTC-4, wrote:
Now you hit on the real roots of my mental anguish. My parents bought my brother and I BB guns the same year. They thought they should do something to strengthen our corneas. The store had two models and my folks figured they better not have fights over ownership, so my older brother got the nice black and brown Winchester replica. I got the pink Annie Oakley. True. Thats why I identify as non-binary...when your first phallic symbol is a pink girl’s BB Gun made by “Daisy”... what chance did I have for sanity?

Real sorry, eh?


You seem to be really upset and confused. Thinking you were some literary genius was a mistake on your part. The Lewis Grizzard remark set you off and you have yet to recover.
Secondly you were wrong about you mother trying to improve your corneas with the pink Daisy Red Rider. She was basically trying to see if you had enough cojones to shoot your brother. Looks like the experiment failed and you continue ramble with signs of dementia from your heat oppressed brain. I am sure you will research that literary statement.
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Old September 17th 19, 01:14 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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On Tuesday, September 17, 2019 at 7:59:56 AM UTC-4, Bob Youngblood wrote:

You seem to be really upset and confused. Thinking you were some literary genius was a mistake on your part. The Lewis Grizzard remark set you off and you have yet to recover.
Secondly you were wrong about you mother trying to improve your corneas with the pink Daisy Red Rider. She was basically trying to see if you had enough cojones to shoot your brother. Looks like the experiment failed and you continue ramble with signs of dementia from your heat oppressed brain. I am sure you will research that literary statement.


Hi Bob, Bob here,

No I am not upset. I rise each day hoping for a simple smile from just one oppressed glider owner worldwide. Usually I am defeated in this challenge. As you can attest.

We laid my bother to rest in the back yard, under a large oak. I beat him to death with the damned pink Daisy. So you were right there, no cojones to shoot him.

So, you are upset about my obvious dementia, but Trump's gives you hope andpleasure?

At least I can extend beyond Twitter to communications here at MUCH more than 140 characters per wisdom. If a man can convince people to invade Iran based on an insightful 140 character Tweet, well maybe they deserve what happens.

What other world leader would give away "We are locked and loaded." ??... OK, so, Yes, Kim Jong Un and Putin but that's only because they have the videos of Trump in the Moscow hotels.

Here, Now, in the USA... Trump is goading EVERYONE to fear his might. Daily.. In the middle of the night when most sane people sleep.

Tariffs and Tomahawks, they are all the weapons Trump needs. And a Sharpie to correct trajectories of each Tomahawk to show a direct hit on individuals he despises.. as in "Here, the Tomahawk swerved to avoid AA fire, it descended to ground level here, and here it entered King Jong's rectum at the precise angle of 33.7 degrees required to take out his prostate for good."

I find creating jokes relaxing. I am sorry you do not feel the same. Eh?

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Old September 19th 19, 12:00 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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On Tuesday, September 17, 2019 at 8:14:45 AM UTC-4, wrote:
On Tuesday, September 17, 2019 at 7:59:56 AM UTC-4, Bob Youngblood wrote:

You seem to be really upset and confused. Thinking you were some literary genius was a mistake on your part. The Lewis Grizzard remark set you off and you have yet to recover.
Secondly you were wrong about you mother trying to improve your corneas with the pink Daisy Red Rider. She was basically trying to see if you had enough cojones to shoot your brother. Looks like the experiment failed and you continue ramble with signs of dementia from your heat oppressed brain. I am sure you will research that literary statement.


Hi Bob, Bob here,

No I am not upset. I rise each day hoping for a simple smile from just one oppressed glider owner worldwide. Usually I am defeated in this challenge.. As you can attest.

We laid my bother to rest in the back yard, under a large oak. I beat him to death with the damned pink Daisy. So you were right there, no cojones to shoot him.

So, you are upset about my obvious dementia, but Trump's gives you hope andpleasure?

At least I can extend beyond Twitter to communications here at MUCH more than 140 characters per wisdom. If a man can convince people to invade Iran based on an insightful 140 character Tweet, well maybe they deserve what happens.

What other world leader would give away "We are locked and loaded." ??... OK, so, Yes, Kim Jong Un and Putin but that's only because they have the videos of Trump in the Moscow hotels.

Here, Now, in the USA... Trump is goading EVERYONE to fear his might. Daily. In the middle of the night when most sane people sleep.

Tariffs and Tomahawks, they are all the weapons Trump needs. And a Sharpie to correct trajectories of each Tomahawk to show a direct hit on individuals he despises.. as in "Here, the Tomahawk swerved to avoid AA fire, it descended to ground level here, and here it entered King Jong's rectum at the precise angle of 33.7 degrees required to take out his prostate for good."

I find creating jokes relaxing. I am sorry you do not feel the same. Eh?


Hi Bob, Bob here. Looks like you guys to the north have a big racial problem up there. Justin, your hero seems to have a lot of baggage from 2001. Tariffs and Tomahawks aren't racist like your PM.
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Old September 19th 19, 01:12 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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Awww come on, I've always enjoyed black face. I get it every time I clean out the fireplace chimney.
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Old September 19th 19, 02:40 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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On Thursday, September 19, 2019 at 8:12:55 AM UTC-4, wrote:
Awww come on, I've always enjoyed black face. I get it every time I clean out the fireplace chimney.


And you admitted this in an international forum?

You must be confident your identity is well hidden by a fake Gmail address. They have been hacked too, you know?😎🍺
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Old September 19th 19, 03:00 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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I was going to report this thread as abuse of Google Groups, but there isn't a category for effin' STUPID. Enough, Bob. Back to the ice cave.
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Old September 19th 19, 03:14 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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I've got bigger worries every time I take my white sheet n hook to the dry cleaners lol
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Old September 19th 19, 02:38 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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On Thursday, September 19, 2019 at 7:00:13 AM UTC-4, Bob Youngblood wrote:

Hi Bob, Bob here. Looks like you guys to the north have a big racial problem up there. Justin, your hero seems to have a lot of baggage from 2001. Tariffs and Tomahawks aren't racist like your PM.


Yeah, what a slime ball. He missed the correct shade of Arabian by a mile. Instead of paying for a professional aesthetician, he let his drugged up girl friend plaster on whatever she had in her purse. Then he stuck her purse on his head for the photo.

Justin is French Canadian and for that he deserves some slack. The French think they still have Napoleon leading their retreats.

And his parents were the scum of the earth. His father was a lawyer and a politician, his mother tramped around with Mick and the guys in the 60's. They did not impart the values all Canadians should have from birth.

Pierre Trudeau famously told Parliament "fuddle duddle" rather the use the F word directly. These millennial kids will just toss out F bombs and brown face as if no one is watching or listening.

To quote the Canadian Encyclopedia, if you can trust anything these days.....
The most dramatic event of Trudeau's first government was the October Crisis of 1970, which was precipitated by the kidnapping of British diplomat James Cross and Québec Cabinet minister Pierre Laporte by the terrorist Front de Libération du Québec (FLQ). In response, Trudeau invoked the War Measures Act, with its extraordinary powers of arrest, detention and censorship. Shortly after, Laporte was murdered by his abductors. Controversy over the appropriateness of these emergency measures and their effect on liberal democracy in Canada and Québec has continued to the present..

So, Justin's Dad pulled a Trump and set it up so if the found the Separatists who murdered Laporte they could be arrested. In Canada, murderers can only be arrested if caught in the act. So Trudeau senior decided that was not good enough for the kidnappers.

Russians interfered in your elections and now they are throwing up an 18 year old costume party to district us from Trump''s bungle of the day. I am saddened it is waking on RAS.

Anyone who can figure out how to keep 700 pounds of glider airborne with no motor should be able to figure out how Russian media interference works. Come on guys, you can do this. Why is a rookie Canadian PM more urgent in the news than Lewandowski. Or Cohen. Or Bolton. Or (insert name of latest fired bureaucrat HERE)

Enough. Smile now. It's funner
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Old September 19th 19, 05:24 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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On Thursday, September 19, 2019 at 7:38:26 AM UTC-6, wrote:
On Thursday, September 19, 2019 at 7:00:13 AM UTC-4, Bob Youngblood wrote:

Hi Bob, Bob here. Looks like you guys to the north have a big racial problem up there. Justin, your hero seems to have a lot of baggage from 2001. Tariffs and Tomahawks aren't racist like your PM.


Yeah, what a slime ball. He missed the correct shade of Arabian by a mile.. Instead of paying for a professional aesthetician, he let his drugged up girl friend plaster on whatever she had in her purse. Then he stuck her purse on his head for the photo.

Justin is French Canadian and for that he deserves some slack. The French think they still have Napoleon leading their retreats.

And his parents were the scum of the earth. His father was a lawyer and a politician, his mother tramped around with Mick and the guys in the 60's. They did not impart the values all Canadians should have from birth.

Pierre Trudeau famously told Parliament "fuddle duddle" rather the use the F word directly. These millennial kids will just toss out F bombs and brown face as if no one is watching or listening.

To quote the Canadian Encyclopedia, if you can trust anything these days.....
The most dramatic event of Trudeau's first government was the October Crisis of 1970, which was precipitated by the kidnapping of British diplomat James Cross and Québec Cabinet minister Pierre Laporte by the terrorist Front de Libération du Québec (FLQ). In response, Trudeau invoked the War Measures Act, with its extraordinary powers of arrest, detention and censorship. Shortly after, Laporte was murdered by his abductors. Controversy over the appropriateness of these emergency measures and their effect on liberal democracy in Canada and Québec has continued to the present.

 




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