Crazies At The Gliderport

**[email protected]** · February 25th 20, 12:12 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring

This might be actual real life implementation of the theory that all modern airliners only require a pilot and a dog in the cockpit. The pilot's job is to feed the dog. The dog's job is to bite the pilot if he touches anything.

**Bob Youngblood** · February 25th 20, 12:19 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring

On Monday, February 24, 2020 at 7:12:21 PM UTC-5, wrote:
This might be actual real life implementation of the theory that all modern airliners only require a pilot and a dog in the cockpit. The pilot's job is to feed the dog. The dog's job is to bite the pilot if he touches anything.

Great humor!!! I forgot, the Iguanas are the favorite pet of Florida. Bob

**Shaun Wheeler** · February 25th 20, 01:33 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring

I'm a beekeeper but my bees seem to fly just fine without my help.

**Don Johnstone[_4_]** · February 25th 20, 03:00 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring

At 01:33 25 February 2020, Shaun Wheeler wrote:
I'm a beekeeper but my bees seem to fly just fine without my help.

If you took you bees flying with you in your glider, would they add to
the mass of the glider if they remained airborne all the while you were
airborne?

**Shaun Wheeler** · February 25th 20, 04:44 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring

According to my calculations they do not add to it. That's only an issue with fully laden European swallows.

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