As heard on 123.3........

From the Senior Championship, SLGP.
Call signs will be omitted.

" Glider XYZ, you will climb better if you raise your gear."

Answer:

"I'm urinating." (thick foreign accent, apparently his pee tube only worked with the gear down.)

Walt Connelly

"ZYX, do you think I am an a**hole?'

"Yes, ABC, you are an a**hole."

(1/2 hour later)

"ZYX, do you really think I am an a**hole?'

"Yes, ABC, you are."

(1/2 hour later)

"ZYX, do you still think I am an a**hole?'

(exasperated) "No, ABC. You are a wonderful guy!"

"Gee thanks, ZYX. You know your gear is down?"

At 13:45 09 October 2020, wrote:
"ZYX, do you think I am an a**hole?'

"Yes, ABC, you are an a**hole."

(1/2 hour later)

"ZYX, do you really think I am an a**hole?'

"Yes, ABC, you are."

(1/2 hour later)

"ZYX, do you still think I am an a**hole?'

(exasperated) "No, ABC. You are a wonderful guy!"

"Gee thanks, ZYX. You know your gear is down?"

Ona competition in UK glider called
581 yours wheel is down
No reply
581 your wheel is down
Still no reply
Angry call 581 YOUR WHEEL IS DOWN.
Finally reply Yes it’s down locked welded and fixed!
Aircraft was Club Libelle

The details are hazy but IIRC, at the practice day for an uncomfortably warm and humid midwestern regional contest in the 60s involving a national champion pilot and his attractive wife:

Wife: "___, are you going to be landing soon? I'm hot and I want to go back to the motel."

Chorus of male voices cheering, hooting, and whistling, with one pilot enthusiastically offering to land and accompany her if hubbie wanted to keep flying.

Chip Bearden
JB