Navy or Air Farce?

bufdrvr- Hmmm, at least in the bomber community, taking a dump is not
considered an
accomplishment.....I always suspected it was in the fighter community though..
BRBR

Yep, but you can get up, wander back past the bunks with lace curtains, sit
down in the ****ter while listening to music or watch a DVD, while the 'stew'
is busy making your lunch...
P. C. Chisholm
CDR, USN(ret.)
Old Phart Phormer Phantom, Turkey, Viper, Scooter and Combat Buckeye Phlyer

Yep, but you can get up, wander back past the bunks with lace curtains,

Hmm...

sitdown in the ****ter

Have never taken a dump on a BUFF (even on several 30+ hour sorties)...and hope
to God I never have to.

while listening to music or watch a DVD

The pilots can't really watch a DVD, no place to put the player in the pilots
station....although I have listened to more than my share of movies droning
back from Afghanistan.

while the 'stew'is busy making your lunch.

Boy...that would be great...


BUFDRVR

"Stay on the bomb run boys, I'm gonna get those bomb doors open if it harelips
everyone on Bear Creek"

(Pechs1) wrote in message ...
down in the ****ter while listening to music or watch a DVD, while the 'stew'
is busy making your lunch...
P. C. Chisholm
CDR, USN(ret.)
Old Phart Phormer Phantom, Turkey, Viper, Scooter and Combat Buckeye Phlyer

I wouldn't advise calling any flight attendants a "stew" *before* you
get that lunch...No telling what that "sauce" may be.

(sid) wrote in
om:

(Pechs1) wrote in message
...
down in the ****ter while listening to music or watch a DVD, while
the 'stew' is busy making your lunch...
P. C. Chisholm
CDR, USN(ret.)
Old Phart Phormer Phantom, Turkey, Viper, Scooter and Combat Buckeye
Phlyer

I wouldn't advise calling any flight attendants a "stew" *before* you
get that lunch...No telling what that "sauce" may be.


That's a no-****ter! I met a Navy C-9 flight attendant, wearing her blue
zoom bag, where my kids were getting child care and when I asked her what
her flying job was, she replied flight attendant. I then responded "Oh, a
stewardess" and she like to took my head off. We later became good
friends in spite of that, but I thought my future was dim for a second or
four.

Dave in San Diego

--
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"For once you have tasted flight, you will walk the earth with your eyes
turned skyward;
For there you have been, and there you long to return."
Leonardo da Vinci

sid- I wouldn't advise calling any flight attendants a "stew" *before* you
get that lunch...No telling what that "sauce" may be. BRBR


Hee, heee, I never really 'rushed' the airlines so I don't have to be PC with
'stews'....
P. C. Chisholm
CDR, USN(ret.)
Old Phart Phormer Phantom, Turkey, Viper, Scooter and Combat Buckeye Phlyer