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Old January 2nd 04, 02:36 PM
Morton Davis
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"LIBassbug" wrote in message
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nick wrote:

"LIBassbug" wrote in message


Box cutters could easily be concealed in shoes, up the rectum or


vagina

,


It's like Mort came from a completely different planet, isn't it?

On our planet rectums and vaginas have small openings.


Not after Mort's stuffed them full of razor blades...

Florida.



From VA downwards people get weirder.


I was going to move to Vagina but the houses were ugly.



Nick, is ignoirant. But then, he's a Brit, so that's redundant. Drug
smugglers have been using body cavities to smuggle drugs for decades. Not
far-fetched for a determined terroist to put a closed box cutter up her
vagina.

-*MORT*-


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Old January 2nd 04, 02:42 PM
LIBassbug
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Morton Davis wrote:

"LIBassbug" wrote in message
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nick wrote:


"LIBassbug" wrote in message



Box cutters could easily be concealed in shoes, up the rectum or

vagina


,



It's like Mort came from a completely different planet, isn't it?

On our planet rectums and vaginas have small openings.


Not after Mort's stuffed them full of razor blades...

Florida.


From VA downwards people get weirder.


I was going to move to Vagina but the houses were ugly.




Nick, is ignoirant. But then, he's a Brit, so that's redundant. Drug
smugglers have been using body cavities to smuggle drugs for decades. Not
far-fetched for a determined terroist to put a closed box cutter up her
vagina.


That's very true, Mort. All utility knives close safely and a simple box
cutter can be fashioned safe enough to insert into anus or vagina. In
fact, Nicks anus can hold enough box cutters for every passenger on the
plane to use.

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Old January 2nd 04, 08:05 PM
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Morton Davis wrote:


Nick, is ignoirant. But then, he's a Brit, so that's redundant. Drug
smugglers have been using body cavities to smuggle drugs for decades. Not
far-fetched for a determined terroist to put a closed box cutter up her
vagina.


That's right Mort. You tell those naughty terrorists where to stuff
their weapons.


-*MORT*-



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Old January 3rd 04, 02:40 PM
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"Morton Davis" wrote in message news:8mfJb.41496$xX.137242@attbi_s02...

"LIBassbug" wrote in message
. net...


nick wrote:

"LIBassbug" wrote in message


Box cutters could easily be concealed in shoes, up the rectum or

vagina

,


It's like Mort came from a completely different planet, isn't it?

On our planet rectums and vaginas have small openings.


Not after Mort's stuffed them full of razor blades...

Florida.


From VA downwards people get weirder.


I was going to move to Vagina but the houses were ugly.



Nick, is ignoirant. But then, he's a Brit, so that's redundant. Drug
smugglers have been using body cavities to smuggle drugs for decades. Not
far-fetched for a determined terroist to put a closed box cutter up her
vagina.

-*MORT*-


Your mother could easily put up a grenade launcher across hers.

Webzpider

" I found alligator a bit chewy, but not bad."
-*MORT*-


 




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