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Old April 14th 05, 09:34 AM
Cockpit Colin
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You just can't beat New Zealand


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Hi does anyone know where the best place in the world is for buiding
up flying hours for your log book, by either instructing or just
leisure flying. i know the uk is expencive and weather is a bit
unpredictable, ive herd america is much cheaper and better weather.
can anyone help, Cheers



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Old April 14th 05, 12:42 PM
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You just can't beat New Zealand
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Well yeah, but you have to learn a new language...

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Old April 14th 05, 01:23 PM
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You just can't beat New Zealand
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Well yeah, but you have to learn a new language...


Musn't forget the sheep...

"Say 'bawwhhh' for me baby!" snicker


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Old April 14th 05, 03:38 PM
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Baaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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"Denny" wrote in message
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You just can't beat New Zealand
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Well yeah, but you have to learn a new language...


Musn't forget the sheep...

"Say 'bawwhhh' for me baby!" snicker




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Old April 14th 05, 09:19 PM
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("Cockpit Colin" wrote)

Baaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh



.......old old old jokes.

Q What is the difference between the Rolling Stones, and a Scotsman?
A One says "Hey you, get off my cloud!" and the other says "Hey Macleod,
get off my ewe!"


Two sheep ranchers are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine
fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

Rancher 1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
Rancher 2: What about the sheep?!?
Rancher 1: F*** the sheep!!!!
Rancher 2: (pause) Do you think we have time?


Q Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A Cuz sheep can hear zippers from a paddock away

Google sheep + jokes for all the bad sheep humor ewe can handle g.


Montblack

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Old April 14th 05, 11:09 PM
Cockpit Colin
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Being from New Zealand, with our national bird being the Kiwi, New
Zealanders are of course known as "kiwis".

My favourite is ...

The kiwi eats, roots, shoots and leaves! (not sure which type they were
referring to though!)





"Montblack" wrote in message
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("Cockpit Colin" wrote)

Baaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh



......old old old jokes.

Q What is the difference between the Rolling Stones, and a Scotsman?
A One says "Hey you, get off my cloud!" and the other says "Hey

Macleod,
get off my ewe!"


Two sheep ranchers are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine
fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

Rancher 1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
Rancher 2: What about the sheep?!?
Rancher 1: F*** the sheep!!!!
Rancher 2: (pause) Do you think we have time?


Q Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A Cuz sheep can hear zippers from a paddock away

Google sheep + jokes for all the bad sheep humor ewe can handle g.


Montblack



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Old April 15th 05, 03:49 AM
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On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 10:09:49 +1200, "Cockpit Colin"
wrote:

Being from New Zealand, with our national bird being the Kiwi, New
Zealanders are of course known as "kiwis".

My favourite is ...

The kiwi eats, roots, shoots and leaves! (not sure which type they were
referring to though!)


Are you sure you used the proper spelling on all those adjectives...
er .. I mean nouns?

Roger Halstead (K8RI & ARRL life member)
(N833R, S# CD-2 Worlds oldest Debonair)
www.rogerhalstead.com





"Montblack" wrote in message
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("Cockpit Colin" wrote)

Baaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh



......old old old jokes.

Q What is the difference between the Rolling Stones, and a Scotsman?
A One says "Hey you, get off my cloud!" and the other says "Hey

Macleod,
get off my ewe!"


Two sheep ranchers are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine
fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

Rancher 1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
Rancher 2: What about the sheep?!?
Rancher 1: F*** the sheep!!!!
Rancher 2: (pause) Do you think we have time?


Q Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A Cuz sheep can hear zippers from a paddock away

Google sheep + jokes for all the bad sheep humor ewe can handle g.


Montblack



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Old April 17th 05, 03:56 PM
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"Montblack" wrote:

Baaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh



......old old old jokes.


If you're driving in Alabama, how do you tell if you're near Auburn U.?

If you stop and get out of your car, the sheep will back up to the
fence.


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Old April 18th 05, 04:31 AM
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Being a Georgia DAWG, I really really enjoyed that joke! :0

Patrick
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"Montblack" wrote:

Baaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh



......old old old jokes.


If you're driving in Alabama, how do you tell if you're near Auburn U.?

If you stop and get out of your car, the sheep will back up to the fence.


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Old April 14th 05, 03:37 PM
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Nah - we speak the international language of aviation - good old Queens
English


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You just can't beat New Zealand
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Well yeah, but you have to learn a new language...



 




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