Thanks for the Sun 'n fun reports

Morgans wrote:
"Kyle Boatright" wrote

There are plenty

of knuckle heads at both shows who mess up the procedures. I believe the
person in the Cessna Centurion in front of me (for a while) going into SnF
on Thursday must have had either ADD or Alzheimers. The guy/gal obviously
didn't have a clue. Not much either show can do about that...


Anti-aircraft gun emplacement? ;-)

NO!! Some of the aircraft they fly have value.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

"Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired" wrote

NO!! Some of the aircraft they fly have value.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

Right. Since this program is my ideea, I get dibs of the first ones!

Borrow the Enterprise's transporter, then set the beam on wide dispersal
pattern? Tractor beam to bring the plane down safely.
--
Jim in NC

Morgans wrote:

"Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired" wrote

NO!! Some of the aircraft they fly have value.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired


Right. Since this program is my ideea, I get dibs of the first ones!

Borrow the Enterprise's transporter, then set the beam on wide dispersal
pattern? Tractor beam to bring the plane down safely.

Much better idea, but don't forget to have your transporter drain the
fuel. You don't want to have the aircaft hurt themselves.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

"Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired" wrote

Much better idea, but don't forget to have your transporter drain the
fuel. You don't want to have the aircaft hurt themselves.

Put a dampening field in place. That will stop the engine, for set-down.
Then the evidence could be quickly flown away. ;-)
--
Jim in NC

Morgans wrote:
"Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired" wrote

NO!! Some of the aircraft they fly have value.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired


Right. Since this program is my ideea, I get dibs of the first ones!

Borrow the Enterprise's transporter, then set the beam on wide dispersal
pattern? Tractor beam to bring the plane down safely.

Naa, how about the lasers they want to put up around D.C.?

"Jim Carriere" wrote

Naa, how about the lasers they want to put up around D.C.?

Turning up the juice might vaporize the pilot, but we still want to save the
plane. I think we gotta have the tractor beam! Either that, or the remote
access code, to take over the controls and land the plane.
--
Jim in NC

Morgans wrote:

"Jim Carriere" wrote


Naa, how about the lasers they want to put up around D.C.?


Turning up the juice might vaporize the pilot, but we still want to save the
plane. I think we gotta have the tractor beam! Either that, or the remote
access code, to take over the controls and land the plane.

That's a variation of my theory of exporting military aircraft. Each
should have a built in bomb. If the Indians and Pakistanis each have
F-16s, for example, and decide to go to war we push a button. This
accomplishes two things: it stops any bombing/airwar and they will need
to buy new aircraft.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

Jim Carriere wrote:

Morgans wrote:

"Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired" wrote

NO!! Some of the aircraft they fly have value.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired



Right. Since this program is my ideea, I get dibs of the first ones!

Borrow the Enterprise's transporter, then set the beam on wide dispersal
pattern? Tractor beam to bring the plane down safely.


Naa, how about the lasers they want to put up around D.C.?

We are trying to save the aircraft. If nothing else they could be parted
out.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired