Leaving Usnet Groups, Bye

"Blanche" wrote in message
...
Jay Honeck wrote:
Nobody knows who is real or who is not in internet space.

Unless you're a real person, with a real name.

On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog
(caption to the famous cartoon with the dog at the keyboard)

Hi Blanche;

Actually, I tried to prove this out one time but failed. I attempted to use
our dog's paws to answer an email that was dealing with just this cartoon.
Unfortunately, his big paws gave away the store because each letter he typed
sort of came out something like "fghj tyui sdfg qwer".
Dudley

"Dudley Henriques" dhenriques@noware .net wrote in message
ink.net...

"Blanche" wrote in message
...
Jay Honeck wrote:
Nobody knows who is real or who is not in internet space.

Unless you're a real person, with a real name.

On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog
(caption to the famous cartoon with the dog at the keyboard)

Hi Blanche;

Actually, I tried to prove this out one time but failed. I attempted to
use our dog's paws to answer an email that was dealing with just this
cartoon. Unfortunately, his big paws gave away the store because each
letter he typed sort of came out something like "fghj tyui sdfg
qwer".
Dudley



At which point you get flamed for mis-spelled gobledygook anyway, right?

Jay B

"Jay Beckman" wrote in message
news:6ofde.1629$D91.651@fed1read01...
"Dudley Henriques" dhenriques@noware .net wrote in message
ink.net...

"Blanche" wrote in message
...
Jay Honeck wrote:
Nobody knows who is real or who is not in internet space.

Unless you're a real person, with a real name.

On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog
(caption to the famous cartoon with the dog at the keyboard)

Hi Blanche;

Actually, I tried to prove this out one time but failed. I attempted to
use our dog's paws to answer an email that was dealing with just this
cartoon. Unfortunately, his big paws gave away the store because each
letter he typed sort of came out something like "fghj tyui sdfg
qwer".
Dudley



At which point you get flamed for mis-spelled gobledygook anyway, right?

Jay B

I think someone might have wanted to see my license to operate a keyboard;
something about being too old or not current enough or something like that!
:-)

I think someone might have wanted to see my license to operate a keyboard;
something about being too old or not current enough or something like that!
:-)

But since your not in the DB, then are you sure that you can operate a
keyboard? Or are you just the dog pretending that you are Dudley?

Scott D.


Scott D

To email remove spamcatcher's

Scott D. wrote in message
...


I think someone might have wanted to see my license to operate a
keyboard;
something about being too old or not current enough or something like
that!
:-)

But since your not in the DB, then are you sure that you can operate a
keyboard? Or are you just the dog pretending that you are Dudley?

Scott D.

You know....at this point on Usenet....I'm not really sure who the hell I am
actually.
I had a guy write a private email to me once accusing me of not being Dudley
Henriques. This guy said he knew Dudley Henriques personally and that I
wasn't him.
My wife wrote back and told him that if he knew where the real Dudley was,
would he please tell him to come home, and while he was at it, would he
PLEASE tell her where the hell she should send the phony Dudley she had been
living with for the past forty years.
We never heard back :-)
Dudley

Dudley Henriques wrote:

Unfortunately, his big paws gave away the store because each letter he typed
sort of came out something like "fghj tyui sdfg qwer".

Was he posting recently as "Amos"? :-)

George Patterson
There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the
mashed potatoes.

"George Patterson" wrote in message
news:YBgde.1455$dH6.62@trndny07...
Dudley Henriques wrote:
Unfortunately, his big paws gave away the store because each letter he
typed sort of came out something like "fghj tyui sdfg qwer".

Was he posting recently as "Amos"? :-)

You never know about some of these "smart" animals, but this one's not all
that smart really. I taught him how to play chess this year. Hell....I can
still beat him 2 games out of 3!!!!
D

("Dudley Henriques" wrote(
You never know about some of these "smart" animals, but this one's not all
that smart really. I taught him how to play chess this year. Hell....I can
still beat him 2 games out of 3!!!!


Gary Kasparov will be playing a match against "Blue" today.

The IBM computer or the Bloodhound?


Montblack

"Montblack" wrote in message
...
("Dudley Henriques" wrote(
You never know about some of these "smart" animals, but this one's not
all that smart really. I taught him how to play chess this year.
Hell....I can still beat him 2 games out of 3!!!!


Gary Kasparov will be playing a match against "Blue" today.

The IBM computer or the Bloodhound?


Montblack

You have to admit....the guy's good!!
:-)
DH

"Montblack" wrote in message
...
("Dudley Henriques" wrote(
You never know about some of these "smart" animals, but this one's not
all
that smart really. I taught him how to play chess this year. Hell....I
can
still beat him 2 games out of 3!!!!


Gary Kasparov will be playing a match against "Blue" today.

The IBM computer or the Bloodhound?


Montblack

"Blue" also came in red or yellow.