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Old May 5th 05, 05:46 PM
Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired
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Robert Bonomi wrote:
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Peter Duniho wrote:

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I can count to more than a thousand on my fingers.

*NEAT* trick. Most people run out of _fingers_ at a binary count of 256.


I presume that he's counting his thumb as a finger, as do most people.



"Q. If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a dog have?
A. Four. Calling a tail a leg does *not* make it a leg!"

Applies equally to thumbs/fingers.


I can just see the delivery room scene:

Doctor: "Congratulations, your baby has eight fingers!"

Mother: "Oh my god! The ultrasound showed a perfectly normal fetus!"

Doctor: "...and two thumbs."

Mother: "(*&^#$^* Okay, Dr. Idiot...why don't you just come a little closer
here..."



Doctor: your baby was born without a penis
Father: OMG, what went wrong?
Nurse: nothing, you have a daughter.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired
 




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