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Robert Bonomi wrote:
In article , Peter Duniho wrote: "Robert Bonomi" wrote in message ... I can count to more than a thousand on my fingers. *NEAT* trick. Most people run out of _fingers_ at a binary count of 256. I presume that he's counting his thumb as a finger, as do most people. "Q. If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a dog have? A. Four. Calling a tail a leg does *not* make it a leg!" Applies equally to thumbs/fingers. ![]() I can just see the delivery room scene: Doctor: "Congratulations, your baby has eight fingers!" Mother: "Oh my god! The ultrasound showed a perfectly normal fetus!" Doctor: "...and two thumbs." Mother: "(*&^#$^* Okay, Dr. Idiot...why don't you just come a little closer here..." Doctor: your baby was born without a penis Father: OMG, what went wrong? Nurse: nothing, you have a daughter. Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired |
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