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Old July 4th 05, 04:50 PM
Matt Whiting
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Jay Honeck wrote:

Hope all of you across America (and overseas) are having a wonderful Fourth
of July. Mary and I are soon to be off to the annual parade, where we will
once again be representing our Inn by posing as "Amelia Earhart" and "Fred
Noonan"...


Couldn't you find a more successful couple? :-)


Our kids will carry our banner, and toss thousands of pieces of candy to the
kids in the crowd. (Each with a little coupon attached, good for $25 off
for their parents next stay!)

Horses (hopefully not in front of us!), floats, bands, and clowns will
complete the picture, all marching to the appreciation of thousands,
fulfilling a tradition that goes back generations.

Hopefully someone has remembered to contact the Air National Guard early, so
we can have a few F-16s fly over... If not, we'll get the C-130s again...
:-)


One advantage of the 130s is that you have more time to admire them!
Happy 4th!


Matt
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Old July 4th 05, 04:57 PM
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The reason God gave politicians two more brain cells than a horse is so that
they wouldn't poop on the streets in a parade. I hope you don't have any
horses or retarded politicians in front of you either.

{;-)


Jim



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Jay Honeck wrote:


Horses (hopefully not in front of us!),



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Old July 4th 05, 05:07 PM
Matt Barrow
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"RST Engineering" wrote in message
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The reason God gave politicians two more brain cells than a horse is so

that
they wouldn't poop on the streets in a parade. I hope you don't have any
horses or retarded politicians in front of you either.

{;-)


Well that finally explains Teddy Kennedy!!



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Old July 4th 05, 05:42 PM
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And W.


"Matt Barrow" wrote in message
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"RST Engineering" wrote in message
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The reason God gave politicians two more brain cells than a horse is so

that
they wouldn't poop on the streets in a parade. I hope you don't have any
horses or retarded politicians in front of you either.

{;-)


Well that finally explains Teddy Kennedy!!





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Old July 4th 05, 07:48 PM
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"RST Engineering" wrote in message
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And W.


While W has issues, Teddy is on a different planet in another dimension.



"Matt Barrow" wrote in message
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"RST Engineering" wrote in message
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The reason God gave politicians two more brain cells than a horse is so

that
they wouldn't poop on the streets in a parade. I hope you don't have

any
horses or retarded politicians in front of you either.

{;-)


Well that finally explains Teddy Kennedy!!



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Old July 4th 05, 11:33 PM
Matt Whiting
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Matt Barrow wrote:

"RST Engineering" wrote in message
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The reason God gave politicians two more brain cells than a horse is so


that

they wouldn't poop on the streets in a parade. I hope you don't have any
horses or retarded politicians in front of you either.

{;-)



Well that finally explains Teddy Kennedy!!




Yes, now we know why he poops in the street during parades! :-)

Matt
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Old July 4th 05, 07:43 PM
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One advantage of the 130s is that you have more time to admire them! Happy
4th!


Yeah, crap, we didn't get any planes at all this year. We had heavy storms
roll through right before the parade started, and a steady rain with low
scud throughout...

:-(

But, the temps were warm, and kids (and parents) showed up by the thousands,
so the show went on! We gave away thousands of pieces of candy and $75,000
in discount coupons -- and we got thoroughly soaked!

:-)

It's gonna take a week for the Mustang's interior to dry out...
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"


 




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