sold my plane, need to fly

("Denny" wrote)
Ummmm, my post was intended to be a funny schtick... It didn't pan out
that way, so the stage manager just used the dreaded hook to haul me
off ... It's probably going to be the end of my Vaudeville career...


"He's funny. I know funny, and this guy is funny!"

You know, he's funny, he's like a Marx Brother.

I understand you're pretty funny as a dee-jay and, well, comedy is kind of a
hobby of mine. Well, actually, it's a little more than just a hobby,
Reader's Digest is considering publishing two of my jokes.

Sir, the man has got an irreverent tendency. He did a very off-color parody
of former VP Nixon.
General: I thought it was hilarious.

Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny.

We got one letter from a man who thought that Hauk's comedy was "visionary
and interesting." The other eleven hundred calls say that the man can't do
comedy to save his dick!... That's a direct quote, sir.

- Good Morning Vietnam (1987)


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