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JetBlue Flight Approaches For Emergency Landing At LAX



 
 
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Old September 22nd 05, 02:42 PM
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A plane flying over the vast Pacific was slowly losing altitude. The
pilot told the passengers the plane was too heavy and would soon land in
the water. The passengers started throwing everything they could out the
door to lighten the load. After the plane was stripped, the pilot said
we still need to lose a little more weight.

A Frenchmen stepped to the door said "Viva la France" and jumped out.

A Englishman stepped to the door said "God save the queen" and jumped
out.

A Texan stepped to the door said "Remember the Alamo" and threw two
Mexicans out the door.

"Mike" wrote in message
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Probably be much safer to dump baggage

"George Patterson" wrote in message
news:KCoYe.11751$e_4.1981@trndny08...
Larry Dighera wrote:
Why doesn't the Airbus A-320 have the ability to dump fuel?


It doesn't have to.

George Patterson
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person
to
use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.





 




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