"Flying too High" by Steven Pomper

In article
outaviation.com,
"Skylune" plucked another fig (after all,
he IS the Fig Plucker's son), wet the bed and scribbled incoherently:

Who administered the breath test to the pilot?

I'm not really suggesting it is needed before each flight (except maybe in
Orville's case, who also needs a random pee test), I'm just suggesting that
standards to obtain your ticket should be much tougher than they are now.
And, a standard annual drug test should be required -- that is a no
brainer.

I would be happy to take the pee test, if "Skyloser" acts as the
receptacle! We already have the drug test when we get our medical.

The only no-brainers I have seen in this NG are "Skyloser," "jgrove" and
Bill Mulcahy.

BTW "Skyloser" is such a loser that he can't even copy my name right.
No wonder he washed out of pilot school!

Sorry Orville.