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Old January 1st 06, 02:23 PM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt,rec.aviation.piloting
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Default New Year weight loss plans ???

vincent p. norris wrote:
On Sat, 31 Dec 2005 19:57:42 -0600, "Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired"
wrote:

The quickest weight loss program is Suture Systems® where the motto
is "hey, you really only need one lung and no one knows what the spleen
is for anway."

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired



You remind me of a "greeting" card I saw years ago. On the front it
asked, "Like to lose 20 ugly pounds?"

Inside, it said, "Cut off your head!"

vince norris


How about the divorce announcement "I lost 200 pounds of useless flab?"

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired
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Old January 2nd 06, 01:52 AM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt,rec.aviation.piloting
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How about the divorce announcement "I lost 200 pounds of useless flab?"

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired


Terrific! I hadn't seen that one.

Happy new Year!

vince norris
 




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