New Year weight loss plans ???

I got a diet plan for you Montblack! It is the plan that my wife uses,
it's called The Monk Diet.

My wife's on The Monk Diet and she's looking great.

The Monk Diet works like this ~ we go out; she orders appetizer and
salads, main meal, desert and her drink of choice. I do the same for
myself.

The trick to The Monk Diet is in the execution. First I eat both of
our appetizers and salads (mine's got an extra helping of dressing),
she might have had a chance to take one bite out of hers. She sips on
her strawberry daiquiri while I down my pina colada.

Second we start on our main course where I quickly consume mine and
help her with half of hers. I finish up my pina colada and drink the
rest of her daiquiri. I order one more daiquiri and she gets a glass
of rose'.

Third we start on the deserts, I quickly down my appetizer and proceed
to help her with 75% of her appetizer. I drink two or three more
fruity drinks, and sip at least half of all her drinks.

Forth I order one more desert.

So far it's worked out great; she's only maybe five-ten lbs. over
weight. This plan hasn't worked out too well for me however, I'm
about forty over :^)

Third we start on the deserts, I quickly down my appetizer and proceed
to help her with 75% of her appetizer.

I meant to write Third we start on the deserts, I quickly down my
desert and proceed
to help her with 75% of her desert.

I meant to write Third we start on the deserts, I quickly down my
desert and proceed to help her with 75% of her desert.

Even so, 25% of any desert is quite a bit. It's like passing a deli and
eating a quarter of all the sand which is there.

Jose
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I meant to write Third we start on the deserts, I quickly down my
desert and proceed to help her with 75% of her desert.

Even so, 25% of any desert is quite a bit. It's like passing a deli and
eating a quarter of all the sand which is there.

Sure, but there are zero calories. So any weight gain would be temporary
(if enormous).