New Year weight loss plans ???

"Mark Hickey" wrote

The dog dead-centered the pole at a dead run, and went down in a heap,
twitching. I continued my sprint up the hill, laughing at the dog's
owner now running down the hill to see how much damage his dog had
done to itself.

Some days you're the bug, other days you're the windshield...

LOL!!! I haven't laughed so loud at something on the internet in a LONG
time. Thanks!

I'll have to keep the barking trick in mind. It does seem like it should
work, and I also have a pretty good bark; guaranteed to make any dog stop
and look where the dog is!
--
Jim in NC

I'll have to keep the barking trick in mind. It does seem like it
should work, and I also have a pretty good bark; guaranteed to make
any dog stop and look where the dog is!

It really messes with them. As a young lad we had a neighbor with an
incessantly barking dog. Frustrated, I walked up to it with a bullhorn and
barked back. It gave me a quite confused look and walked away, never to
needlessly bark again.

Morgans wrote:

"Mark Hickey" wrote


The dog dead-centered the pole at a dead run, and went down in a heap,
twitching. I continued my sprint up the hill, laughing at the dog's
owner now running down the hill to see how much damage his dog had
done to itself.

Some days you're the bug, other days you're the windshield...


LOL!!! I haven't laughed so loud at something on the internet in a LONG
time. Thanks!

Yes, that is a good one. I've even seen a cartoon with a bug splattered
on a windshield that is funny.

Another one I heard that is in the same vein is...

"Some days you are the dog and some days you are the hydrant."


Matt

"Matt Whiting" wrote

Yes, that is a good one. I've even seen a cartoon with a bug splattered
on a windshield that is funny.

Question: What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind, as he is
hitting the windshield?

Answer: His butt-hole!

I know, go to your room, Jim! g
--
Jim in NC

Morgans wrote:
"Mark Hickey" wrote
Some days you're the bug, other days you're the windshield...
LOL!!! I haven't laughed so loud at something on the internet in a LONG
time. Thanks!
Yes, that is a good one. I've even seen a cartoon with a bug splattered on a windshield that is funny.

Wonder why the animal rights acitvist leave out the bugs' rights...
:^)

Wonder why the animal rights acitvist leave out the bugs' rights...
:^)

It's a size thing. The smaller the bug, the less anyone cares.

Just check out all the protections heaped upon King Crabs -- one of the
largest sea bugs.

Size matters...

;-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"