You too can be a media person

On Sun, 16 Apr 2006 11:43:14 -0500, Dan wrote:

DABEAR wrote:
I hear he has a fear of escalators...

Say, didn't someone post something about him not being the same since
that house fell on his sister?

Seems he was flying it...

That was uncalled for. There's enough to be said about zoom without
bringing his family into this.

FWIW, I think DABEAR was merely making a reference to "The Wizard of Oz", with
Zoom being one of the two siblings who were the wicked witches. Family problems
mentioned in the public record did not include any dropped houses, so this isn't
a reference to any specific relative. But like you, I'd just as soon keep them
out of RAH discussion.

Ron Wanttaja

wrote:
...35 minutes to become an expert in press releases? don't even need
that much time. here's MY class on how to do it, and you don't even
have to stare at captain clangalang's fat mug.

Step One: Hire a professional.

Great Idea.

I recommend Tim Kern.

- John Ousterhout
- rah/14

John Ousterhout wrote:
wrote:
...35 minutes to become an expert in press releases? don't even need
that much time. here's MY class on how to do it, and you don't even
have to stare at captain clangalang's fat mug.

Step One: Hire a professional.

Great Idea.

I recommend Tim Kern.

If he's not available, Judy Wood does some nice work. So does Ken
Cooke.

In article .com,
wrote:

[[.. sneck ..]]

..... Of course, I expect that at some point Captain Lithium
will contact the local authorities in order to thwart what he will
undoubtedly see as my "continuing terroristic activites on behalf of a
cabal of ilk."

Eureka! That's *IT*!! everybody get one of those hats with antlers on it,
sand we'll have a cabal of elk.. Oh, deer me, wait till zoom hears of
_that_. }:-)