Idea to prevent plane hijack

If it were just that easy.


"Bob Chilcoat" wrote in
message ...
| Brilliant idea. Sounds like a perfect way to revive
general aviation.
| "Don't want to fly nude in a plastic bag? Learn to fly
yourself in a spam
| can."
|
| Who's going to write Boyer?
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| --
| Bob (Chief Pilot, White Knuckle Airways)
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| "Jim Macklin" wrote
in message
| news:i%ndg.23771$ZW3.15935@dukeread04...
| That is why the passengers would be supplied with form
| generic zip lock body bags, they'd be thrown away after
each
| use. So the lavatories could be removed, any bodily
waste
| and fluids would be in the passenger identified bags.
They
| could be checked for DNA to identify terrorists, to find
| smuggled drugs and as an extra service, to screen for
all
| known diseases and birth defects.
| The zip lock bag would cover the head too, and have O2
| connection, this will make the passengers breathing air
even
| more pure and if they get airsickness, the barf will be
| completely contained, no smell, no clean-up required.
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| Privacy issues and modesty can be handled in two ways,
| either those concerned about their privacy will just
have to
| wear a visual visor, like on Jordy (Star Trek NG) to
show
| them a virtual world or they can just be blind folded
and
| told they are alone.
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| The zip lock bags could be printed with pretty pictures
in
| strategic locations or just advertising...
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| Hooters, where our breasts are finger licking good.
|
| Airport Annie's, all customers are first class. [That
is a
| sign on a massage parlor on the Wichita Airport, in a
city
| owned, rented building]
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| Viagra, don't bust a zipper.
|
| Hefty, our passenger bags are the best. Used by more
| airlines than the other brands.
|
| Larry, The Cable Guy, now showing, don't laugh too hard
or
| you'll fill your bag.
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| Microsoft, the anti-Viagra.
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| Feel like an astronaut, crap in your pants.
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| "B A R R Y" wrote in message
| . net...
| | Peter R. wrote:
| | Jim Macklin
| wrote:
| |
| | Why not just require one of these actions...
| | All passengers must fly NUDE.
| |
| | The required amount of airsickness bags on each
flight
| would then have to
| | increase exponentially.
| |
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| |
| | Think of all the dark strips on the seat cushion
fabric...
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