"Pilots for 9/11 Truth"

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"Dudley Henriques" wrote:

"Orval Fairbairn" wrote in message
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In article et,
"Dudley Henriques" wrote:

Hi Orval;
You've GOT to be kidding??? :-)))
Any one of us could go over there and post a thousand times and
nothing...but nothing would happen to change their little twisted view of
the world one iota. You could invite them all down to SC (I don't want
to
reveal where you live :-) and they would burn your house and hangar
down.
Hell, its hard enough to avoid the flames we get OURSELVES into without
getting into one of the donnybrooks these idiots can get into.
Trust me on this one Orv. Just bail the hell out of there and come on
back
home here where us "sane people" hang out......well, mostly sane anyway!!
:-))
Dudley

"Orval Fairbairn" wrote in message
news Over on alt.politics.usa is a thread called "Pilots for 9/11 Truth",
with the usual collection of kooks and loons seeking "TRUTH".

I am the only pilot there challanging them, so, if you want to play
with
the animals, I suggest that others join the party!

Dudley,

I thought that this is a place for us to indulge in our own, private,
form of insanity. I like to dogfight with those loons, just to see what
kind of specious logic they come up with.

God; you're a better man than me Orv. Those loonies would drive me
absolutely nuts.....and for me that's a damn short drive :-))))
Its bad enough I have to turn on the TV at night and watch some moron tell
me that George Bush personally flew down to New Orleans, put on a frogman
suit, dove down to the bottom of the levee in the 9th ward and personally
placed dynamite there to blow the levee up and flood the ward so that all
the black people would have to move to Houston and so doing change the state
of Louisiana to Republican!
I actually had one Usenet idiot tell me that I wasn't Dudley Henriques
because HE knew Dudley Henriques and knew where Dudley Henriques was.
My wife answered him asking him to please send the real Dudley Henriques
home because the one she had been living with for forty odd years was a real
pain in the ass who didn't like to do yard work!
Dudley

My wife would probably do the same. One time, she called me at work and
one of my co-workers answered. He asked, "Is this his wife or his
girlfriend?" She answered, "HE never told me he was married!" The poor
guy wilted.

"Orval Fairbairn" wrote in message
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My wife would probably do the same. One time, she called me at work and
one of my co-workers answered. He asked, "Is this his wife or his
girlfriend?" She answered, "HE never told me he was married!" The poor
guy wilted.

That's a great comeback. Best comeback I ever saw was in a convenience store
one morning where I go for coffee. It was about 7AM. I went in and was
making my usual brew at the coffee counter. Standing there at the same time
were a bunch of contractor type guys obviously getting their morning brew on
the way to some hard labor job.
In walks this absolutely unbelievable woman wearing a low cut mini dress;
high heels; all made up...I mean she was a 10!
Naturally, all of us couldn't help checking her out. She must have gotten up
on the wrong side of the bed or something because she looked straight at
this one guy who was staring at her with his coffee cup suspended in mid air
not even able to drink it because it would mean looking at the cup instead
of her :-)
Anyway, this guy looked like a motorcycle gang member. He was HUGE; muscles
in his teeth; short sleeve shirt with a pack of Salems wrapped up in the
upper sleeve just over the tattoo.....you get the picture?
She looks straight at him and literally snarls ,
"I sure hope you're getting an eyeful"
Before anyone could react, the big guy answered her in a perfectly normal,
extremely low keyed and very un-hostile voice and said,
"I'm terribly sorry mamm. I didn't mean to be rude. Its just that you are so
incredibly beautiful"
I mean that snarl on her puss instantly turned into the biggest smile I ever
saw. She just turned and walked away with her coffee smiling like a Cheshire
cat while the rest of us idiots silently decided that THIS was ABSOLUTELY
the way to go if this ever happened to us again!!!!!!! :-))
Dudley

"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
nk.net...

"Orval Fairbairn" wrote in message
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My wife would probably do the same. One time, she called me at work and
one of my co-workers answered. He asked, "Is this his wife or his
girlfriend?" She answered, "HE never told me he was married!" The poor
guy wilted.

That's a great comeback. Best comeback I ever saw was in a convenience
store one morning where I go for coffee. It was about 7AM. I went in and
was making my usual brew at the coffee counter. Standing there at the same
time were a bunch of contractor type guys obviously getting their morning
brew on the way to some hard labor job.
In walks this absolutely unbelievable woman wearing a low cut mini dress;
high heels; all made up...I mean she was a 10!
Naturally, all of us couldn't help checking her out. She must have gotten
up on the wrong side of the bed or something because she looked straight
at this one guy who was staring at her with his coffee cup suspended in
mid air not even able to drink it because it would mean looking at the cup
instead of her :-)
Anyway, this guy looked like a motorcycle gang member. He was HUGE;
muscles in his teeth; short sleeve shirt with a pack of Salems wrapped up
in the upper sleeve just over the tattoo.....you get the picture?
She looks straight at him and literally snarls ,
"I sure hope you're getting an eyeful"
Before anyone could react, the big guy answered her in a perfectly normal,
extremely low keyed and very un-hostile voice and said,
"I'm terribly sorry mamm. I didn't mean to be rude. Its just that you are
so incredibly beautiful"
I mean that snarl on her puss instantly turned into the biggest smile I
ever saw. She just turned and walked away with her coffee smiling like a
Cheshire cat while the rest of us idiots silently decided that THIS was
ABSOLUTELY the way to go if this ever happened to us again!!!!!!! :-))
Dudley

http://www.ejectejecteject.com/archives/000035.html - first page or so! :~)

Like my Grandmother said, "honesty is the best policy"....or more probably
translated as,
"when all else fails.......go for it!"
:-) D
"Matt Barrow" wrote in message
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"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
nk.net...

"Orval Fairbairn" wrote in message
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My wife would probably do the same. One time, she called me at work and
one of my co-workers answered. He asked, "Is this his wife or his
girlfriend?" She answered, "HE never told me he was married!" The poor
guy wilted.

That's a great comeback. Best comeback I ever saw was in a convenience
store one morning where I go for coffee. It was about 7AM. I went in and
was making my usual brew at the coffee counter. Standing there at the
same time were a bunch of contractor type guys obviously getting their
morning brew on the way to some hard labor job.
In walks this absolutely unbelievable woman wearing a low cut mini dress;
high heels; all made up...I mean she was a 10!
Naturally, all of us couldn't help checking her out. She must have gotten
up on the wrong side of the bed or something because she looked straight
at this one guy who was staring at her with his coffee cup suspended in
mid air not even able to drink it because it would mean looking at the
cup instead of her :-)
Anyway, this guy looked like a motorcycle gang member. He was HUGE;
muscles in his teeth; short sleeve shirt with a pack of Salems wrapped up
in the upper sleeve just over the tattoo.....you get the picture?
She looks straight at him and literally snarls ,
"I sure hope you're getting an eyeful"
Before anyone could react, the big guy answered her in a perfectly
normal, extremely low keyed and very un-hostile voice and said,
"I'm terribly sorry mamm. I didn't mean to be rude. Its just that you are
so incredibly beautiful"
I mean that snarl on her puss instantly turned into the biggest smile I
ever saw. She just turned and walked away with her coffee smiling like a
Cheshire cat while the rest of us idiots silently decided that THIS was
ABSOLUTELY the way to go if this ever happened to us again!!!!!!! :-))
Dudley

http://www.ejectejecteject.com/archives/000035.html - first page or so!
:~)

"Orval Fairbairn" wrote in message
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In article et,
"Dudley Henriques" wrote:

I actually had one Usenet idiot tell me that I wasn't Dudley Henriques
because HE knew Dudley Henriques and knew where Dudley Henriques was.
My wife answered him asking him to please send the real Dudley Henriques
home because the one she had been living with for forty odd years was a
real
pain in the ass who didn't like to do yard work!
Dudley

My wife would probably do the same. One time, she called me at work and
one of my co-workers answered. He asked, "Is this his wife or his
girlfriend?" She answered, "HE never told me he was married!" The poor
guy wilted.

Ever see the Verizon (?) ad where the guy answers the other guys video phone
where the wife is doing a strip tease?

Ouch! That has to hurt!!
:-)
D
"Matt Barrow" wrote in message
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"Orval Fairbairn" wrote in message
news
In article et,
"Dudley Henriques" wrote:

I actually had one Usenet idiot tell me that I wasn't Dudley Henriques
because HE knew Dudley Henriques and knew where Dudley Henriques was.
My wife answered him asking him to please send the real Dudley Henriques
home because the one she had been living with for forty odd years was a
real
pain in the ass who didn't like to do yard work!
Dudley

My wife would probably do the same. One time, she called me at work and
one of my co-workers answered. He asked, "Is this his wife or his
girlfriend?" She answered, "HE never told me he was married!" The poor
guy wilted.

Ever see the Verizon (?) ad where the guy answers the other guys video
phone where the wife is doing a strip tease?