MXSMANIC - The posts don't add up

Grumman-581 wrote:
"Emily" wrote in message
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Rub it in. I've been thinking ever since I graduated that I should have
gotten a nursing degree. Hmm...maybe it's not too late.

It would depend... How would you look in this?
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.c..._1919_31480987

dirty-old-man-grin


He. If nurses are only half as perverted as people in aviation, I'd be
in good shape.

Emily wrote:
He. If nurses are only half as perverted as people in aviation, I'd be
in good shape.


Half? We're probably the most perverted people in polite society. No subject,
no matter how disgusting or secretion-based, is off-topic while people are
eating. We get to see all the things about people that they'd rather pretend
don't exist. Even George Bush probably has skid marks in his shorts; know what
I mean?

But irregardless of Numbnut's dire predictions, until someone in the United
States can be intubated from the other side of the ocean, my line of work is
probably safe. The only way to give hands-on care is to be on hand. I don't
see that changing in my lifetime.

So, bottom line... I make more on my coffee breaks than he does in a week. And
I only have to work 2 days a week. Life is good.



--
Mortimer Schnerd, RN
mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com

"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com wrote:

Half? We're probably the most perverted people in polite society. No
subject, no matter how disgusting...

Try hanging around veterinarians, you might meet your match...

As for job being safe from offshoring, I still think my
plumber is the smartest guy I have met. Ok, you can't
do medical procedures from afar, but people are willing to
travel far to save quite a bit (and still get the same
quality of care -- medical tourism I believe they call
that); and with fast internet connections, how long do
you reckon it will take before we get our clearances all
the way from Bangalore?

--Sylvain

Mortimer Schnerd, RN writes:

But irregardless of Numbnut's dire predictions, until someone in the United
States can be intubated from the other side of the ocean, my line of work is
probably safe.

There are many things that RNs do that do not require RN
qualifications. A person with much more summary training, at a much
lower salary, could do the same thing. In some cases regulatory
barriers exist, but such barriers can be removed.

The only way to give hands-on care is to be on hand. I don't
see that changing in my lifetime.

I know lots and lots of people who didn't see any change coming before
they lost their jobs.

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Mxsmanic wrote:

There are many things that RNs do that do not require RN
qualifications. A person with much more summary training, at a much
lower salary, could do the same thing. In some cases regulatory
barriers exist, but such barriers can be removed.


Now you're going to lecture ME about NURSING? How do you even walk, with that
huge set of balls you possess?


The only way to give hands-on care is to be on hand. I don't
see that changing in my lifetime.

I know lots and lots of people who didn't see any change coming before
they lost their jobs.


Well, then, you can be the first to tell me "I told you so". In the meanwhile,
you'll excuse me if I don't hold my breath. Oh, yeah, and go cash my paycheck.
The damned things just keep piling up.



--
Mortimer Schnerd, RN
mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com

Mortimer Schnerd, RN writes:

Now you're going to lecture ME about NURSING?

I'm just explaining how your profession, like virtually any other, can
be outsourced and offshored.

Well, then, you can be the first to tell me "I told you so".

People who lose their jobs are already depressed enough; I don't
bother to tell them that.

In the meanwhile, you'll excuse me if I don't hold my breath. Oh,
yeah, and go cash my paycheck. The damned things just keep piling up.

Live for the moment. The one sure thing in the world is change.

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"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com wrote in message
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Mxsmanic wrote:

There are many things that RNs do that do not require RN
qualifications. A person with much more summary training, at a much
lower salary, could do the same thing. In some cases regulatory
barriers exist, but such barriers can be removed.


Now you're going to lecture ME about NURSING? How do you even walk, with
that huge set of balls you possess?


The only way to give hands-on care is to be on hand. I don't
see that changing in my lifetime.

I know lots and lots of people who didn't see any change coming before
they lost their jobs.


Well, then, you can be the first to tell me "I told you so". In the
meanwhile, you'll excuse me if I don't hold my breath. Oh, yeah, and go
cash my paycheck. The damned things just keep piling up.


Add to that your check is probably a little larger than the Manic's
$637/week.