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Old October 27th 06, 09:45 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Bob Noel
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In article .com,
"Kingfish" wrote:

FAA Start of Business Day checklist:

1. white makeup applied
2. floppy shoes on
3. orange wig in place
4. fake red nose installed
5. multicolored hanky in pocket
6. tiny tricycle operable
7. balloon animals inflated

Did I miss anything?


white gloves
flower in the lapel
suspenders ready for malfunction

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Old October 28th 06, 04:58 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Greg B
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"Bob Noel" wrote in message
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In article .com,
"Kingfish" wrote:

FAA Start of Business Day checklist:

1. white makeup applied
2. floppy shoes on
3. orange wig in place
4. fake red nose installed
5. multicolored hanky in pocket
6. tiny tricycle operable
7. balloon animals inflated

Did I miss anything?


white gloves
flower in the lapel
suspenders ready for malfunction


What about the bulb-horn and rubber chicken?


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Old October 29th 06, 01:50 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Bob Noel
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In article , "Greg B" wrote:

What about the bulb-horn and rubber chicken?


no rubber chicken. The FAA doesn't use the rubber chicken.

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Old October 29th 06, 01:43 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Matt Whiting
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Bob Noel wrote:

In article , "Greg B" wrote:


What about the bulb-horn and rubber chicken?



no rubber chicken. The FAA doesn't use the rubber chicken.


That's right. PETA protested...

Matt
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Old October 28th 06, 03:14 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Matt Barrow
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"Bob Noel" wrote in message
...
In article .com,
"Kingfish" wrote:

FAA Start of Business Day checklist:

1. white makeup applied
2. floppy shoes on
3. orange wig in place
4. fake red nose installed
5. multicolored hanky in pocket
6. tiny tricycle operable
7. balloon animals inflated

Did I miss anything?


white gloves
flower in the lapel
suspenders ready for malfunction

Rubber squeezeball horn!


 




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