You're Not Going To Believe This: Another Cirrus Is Down (Statesville, NC)

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"Jay Beckman" wrote:

So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether she looks fatter
in the red dress than she does in the the blue dress, you say what?
:-)
Dudley

"No Honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat...your ass makes you look
fat..."

Sounds like something a single- (or soon to be) guy would say.

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"Dudley Henriques" wrote:

So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether she looks fatter in
the red dress than she does in the the blue dress, you say what?

"I like how you look in the blue dress."

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Bob Noel
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In article ,
"Dudley Henriques" wrote:

So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether she looks fatter
in
the red dress than she does in the the blue dress, you say what?

"I like how you look in the blue dress."

Spoken as a TRUE married man......a REAL graduate from tact school if ever
there was one.
:-)
DH

In article ,
"Dudley Henriques" wrote:

So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether she looks fatter
in
the red dress than she does in the the blue dress, you say what?

"I like how you look in the blue dress."

Spoken as a TRUE married man......a REAL graduate from tact school if ever
there was one.

Nope, never been married. Just had time to consider an answer with
the least probability of getting killed. Time, something we NEVER have
when faced with the impossibly question.

--
Bob Noel
Looking for a sig the
lawyers will hate

"Bob Noel" wrote in message
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Nope, never been married. Just had time to consider an answer with
the least probability of getting killed. Time, something we NEVER have
when faced with the impossibly question.

You don't actually have to be married to understand the marraige equation.
All that's really necessary is superior intelligence and an uncanny desire
to remain living :-))
DH

So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether she looks fatter
in the red dress than she does in the the blue dress, you say what?

"I like how you look in the blue dress."

Spoken as a TRUE married man......a REAL graduate from tact school if ever
there was one.

Nope, never been married. Just had time to consider an answer with
the least probability of getting killed. Time, something we NEVER have
when faced with the impossibly question.

Star Fleet's Kobiashi test is childs play compared to the some of the
questions women ask.

So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether she looks fatter in
the red dress than she does in the the blue dress, you say what?

"Honey, do I look fat?"
"Do I look stupid?"

Jose
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it keeps its brain." (chapter 10 of book 3 - Harry Potter).
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So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether she looks fatter
in the red dress than she does in the the blue dress, you say what?

"Honey, do I look fat?"
"Do I look stupid?"

Ah... the famous and somewhat dubious lawyer (i.e. politician approach);
never answer a question directly with an answer but rather counter with a
counter question gambit.
This works extremely well on political TV commentary shows but when
attempted on wives will most certainly be countered with the famous and
somewhat dubious female counter to the double question counter
answer........"yes you do" followed immediately with "yes you do" :-)
Women are natural born chess players!!! :-))
Dudley Henriques

"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
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"Jose" wrote in message
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So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether she looks fatter
in the red dress than she does in the the blue dress, you say what?

"Honey, do I look fat?"
"Do I look stupid?"

Ah... the famous and somewhat dubious lawyer (i.e. politician approach);
never answer a question directly with an answer but rather counter with a
counter question gambit.
This works extremely well on political TV commentary shows but when
attempted on wives will most certainly be countered with the famous and
somewhat dubious female counter to the double question counter
answer........"yes you do" followed immediately with "yes you do" :-)
Women are natural born chess players!!! :-))
Dudley Henriques

"Honey, does this dress make me look fat?"

"Certainly not" (under ones breath: "Everything make you look fat").

"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
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"Matt Whiting" wrote in message
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Dudley Henriques wrote:
"Matt Whiting" wrote in message
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Dudley Henriques wrote:

I've seen pilots in my career who did nothing but fly for fun and
recreation who were among the finest pilots I've ever known, and I've
seen pilots with a professional title a mile long who were the worst of
the worst.
That being said, conversely, I've seen recreational pilots not worth a
pail of spit and professionals who were a tribute to the term.
I'm not quite sure how fancy titles fit in with the competence issue.
:-))

It sounds to me like you ARE sure. :-)

Matt


My wife insisted I go to "tact school". :-)))))

Cool! I always wanted to go to tactical school, but then I'm more of a
strategic sort. :-)

Matt

So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether she looks fatter
in the red dress than she does in the the blue dress, you say what?
:-)

Evidently the right thing -- he's still alive...sorta.