Thrown out of an FBO...

Grumman-581 wrote in
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Sounds like your wife needs to understand that it is actually possible
to go to the bathroom without peeing all over your own hands... Oh well,
it's probably just a guy thing... Women wouldn't understand that it is
possible since they can't write their name in the snow...

I think a woman named lil or viv could write her name in the snow. And
maybe any woman with kids ("mom") although that would require Kegel
exercises.

For men, peeing your name in the snow legibly requires that you use your
hands to direct your penis.

In her opinion, one should wash one's hands after touching a penis, even
if that hand does not get covered in pee.

I'm afraid further details would be inappropriate in a public forum.

How about "Dot"?

I think a woman named lil or viv could write her name in the snow. And
maybe any woman with kids ("mom") although that would require Kegel
exercises.