A REALLY bad joke

I have always carried pretty good passengers, really don't
want to cause them problems at least until they pay the
bill.

I'd love to have a car with a full set of controls in the
right rear seat and drive on the freeway with nobody in the
front seats. Maybe a mini-van.




"Jose" wrote in message
. com...
| Never say, "Fasten your seat belts, we're going down."
| Better say, "Fasten your seatbelt, I'm getting ready to
| land." even if you're going down.
|
| ... and your passengers might not know the difference
between the crash
| and your regular landings. g
|
| Apropos of other "bad jokes", I used to tell my wife that
when I'm
| driving, if I don't like what I see, I just close my eyes
for a while.
| Once I closed my right eye and she freaked out for a
moment until she
| realized I was pulling her leg.
|
| Jose
| --
| "There are 3 secrets to the perfect landing.
Unfortunately, nobody knows
| what they are." - (mike).
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