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"Jim Logajan" wrote in message
.. . Monty Python wrote: Inspector: Good. Now I'm arrestin' this entire show on three counts: one, acts of self-conscious behaviour contrary to the 'Not in front of the children' Act, two, always saying 'It's so and so of the Yard' every time the fuzz arrives and, three, and this is the cruncher, offenses against the 'Getting out of sketches without using a proper punchline' Act, four, namely, simply ending every bleedin' sketch by just having a policeman come in and... wait a minute. (Another policeman enters.) Policeman: Hold it. (puts his hand on Inspector Thompson's Gazelle's shoulder) Inspector: It's a fair cop. (A large hairy hand appears through the door and claps him on the shoulder.) And now for something completely different: A man with a tape recorder up his nose. A Man With Three Buttocks... Jay B |
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