Airline lands due to too much gas

Jim Macklin wrote:
Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel;
So let's have beans with every meal.

Or

How do you spell relief?

FART

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the more you fart,
The more you blow your pants apart.

Dan

Anybody have a third stanza?


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| Jim Macklin wrote:
| Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the better you feel;
| So let's have beans with every meal.
|
| Or
|
| How do you spell relief?
|
| FART
|
| Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the more you fart,
| The more you blow your pants apart.
|
| Dan
|

Jim Macklin wrote:
Anybody have a third stanza?

There once was a woman with gas
She desperately tried not to pass
But alas! She did blow,
Tried to burn off the glow
But brought down the entire class.

Bravo!


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| Jim Macklin wrote:
| Anybody have a third stanza?
|
| There once was a woman with gas
| She desperately tried not to pass
| But alas! She did blow,
| Tried to burn off the glow
| But brought down the entire class.
|

The more you fart, the better you feel
So lets have beans with every meal


"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
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Anybody have a third stanza?


wrote in message
ups.com...
|
| Jim Macklin wrote:
| Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the better you feel;
| So let's have beans with every meal.
|
| Or
|
| How do you spell relief?
|
| FART
|
| Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the more you fart,
| The more you blow your pants apart.
|
| Dan
|

Jim Macklin wrote:
Anybody have a third stanza?


Beans, Beans, are good for the heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel
So eat some beans with every meal.


As you can see, I are an educated man who went to kollage. A liberal arts
kollage....



--
Mortimer Schnerd, RN
mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com

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Jim Macklin wrote:
Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel;
So let's have beans with every meal.

Or

How do you spell relief?

FART

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the more you fart,
The more you blow your pants apart.

Dan

"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com wrote in message
...
Jim Macklin wrote:
Anybody have a third stanza?


Beans, Beans, are good for the heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel
So eat some beans with every meal.

So what do you get if you add some pineapple juice to the beans?

You get Hawaiian music, of course!
--
Jim in NC

As Popeye ate spinach so the kids would eat their spinach
due to WWII food rationing [I think I heard that], was there
a push on beans?

Don't forget the chuck wagon scene in BLAZING SADDLES.
"Cookie, more beans."



"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com wrote in
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| Jim Macklin wrote:
| Anybody have a third stanza?
|
|
| Beans, Beans, are good for the heart.
| The more you eat, the more you fart.
| The more you fart, the better you feel
| So eat some beans with every meal.
|
|
| As you can see, I are an educated man who went to kollage.
A liberal arts
| kollage....
|
|
|
| --
| Mortimer Schnerd, RN
| mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com
|
| wrote in message
|
ups.com...
|
| Jim Macklin wrote:
| Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the better you feel;
| So let's have beans with every meal.
|
| Or
|
| How do you spell relief?
|
| FART
|
| Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the more you fart,
| The more you blow your pants apart.
|
| Dan
|
|

("Jim Macklin" wrote)
Don't forget the chuck wagon scene in BLAZING SADDLES.
"Cookie, more beans."


Which was "taken" from these two CLASSIC (1971) movies...

http://www.badmovieplanet.com/3btheater/t/trinitystillmyname.html
Trinity is Still My Name

http://www.badmovieplanet.com/3btheater/t/theycallmetrinity.html
They Call Me Trinity


Montblack
(From the links...)
Trinity knows that and he’ll need Bambino’s help. But Bambino doesn’t like
the odds and decides to dump the agent scam and move back to robbing stages.
Trinity doesn’t like it, so he starts a plan of his own.

They plan to rob the next stagecoach. While Bambino poses as a passenger,
Trinity will hold it up. Trinity hits the stage but only takes Bambino’s
money. He rides off, back to the monastery and waits. It isn’t long before
Bambino storms up to the monastery walls, with every intention of
dismembering his brother.

Anybody have a third stanza?

Don't fly a plane without enough gas -
landing short makes you look like an ass.
Eat lots of hot Mexican food by the batch.
But if it's a jet plane, please don't light a match.

Jose
--
"There are 3 secrets to the perfect landing. Unfortunately, nobody knows
what they are." - (mike).
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