Airline lands due to too much gas

Jim Macklin wrote:
Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel;
So let's have beans with every meal.

Or

How do you spell relief?

FART

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the more you fart,
The more you blow your pants apart.

Dan

Anybody have a third stanza?


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| Jim Macklin wrote:
| Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the better you feel;
| So let's have beans with every meal.
|
| Or
|
| How do you spell relief?
|
| FART
|
| Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the more you fart,
| The more you blow your pants apart.
|
| Dan
|

wrote in message
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Jim Macklin wrote:
Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel;
So let's have beans with every meal.

Or

How do you spell relief?

FART

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the more you fart,
The more you blow your pants apart.

Dan


Beans, beans the musical fruit.
If you eat 'em air the TSA might shoot.

Jim Macklin wrote:
Anybody have a third stanza?

There once was a woman with gas
She desperately tried not to pass
But alas! She did blow,
Tried to burn off the glow
But brought down the entire class.

Bravo!


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| Jim Macklin wrote:
| Anybody have a third stanza?
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| There once was a woman with gas
| She desperately tried not to pass
| But alas! She did blow,
| Tried to burn off the glow
| But brought down the entire class.
|

The more you fart, the better you feel
So lets have beans with every meal


"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
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Anybody have a third stanza?


wrote in message
ups.com...
|
| Jim Macklin wrote:
| Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the better you feel;
| So let's have beans with every meal.
|
| Or
|
| How do you spell relief?
|
| FART
|
| Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the more you fart,
| The more you blow your pants apart.
|
| Dan
|

Jim Macklin wrote:
Anybody have a third stanza?


Beans, Beans, are good for the heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel
So eat some beans with every meal.


As you can see, I are an educated man who went to kollage. A liberal arts
kollage....



--
Mortimer Schnerd, RN
mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com

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Jim Macklin wrote:
Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel;
So let's have beans with every meal.

Or

How do you spell relief?

FART

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the more you fart,
The more you blow your pants apart.

Dan

"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com wrote in message
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Jim Macklin wrote:
Anybody have a third stanza?


Beans, Beans, are good for the heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel
So eat some beans with every meal.

So what do you get if you add some pineapple juice to the beans?

You get Hawaiian music, of course!
--
Jim in NC

"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
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Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel;
So let's have beans with every meal.



Gas, gas, in business class?
lighting a match won't cover your ass
The quicker you light the quicker you land
but foul emissions won't get you banned.

As Popeye ate spinach so the kids would eat their spinach
due to WWII food rationing [I think I heard that], was there
a push on beans?

Don't forget the chuck wagon scene in BLAZING SADDLES.
"Cookie, more beans."



"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com wrote in
message
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| Jim Macklin wrote:
| Anybody have a third stanza?
|
|
| Beans, Beans, are good for the heart.
| The more you eat, the more you fart.
| The more you fart, the better you feel
| So eat some beans with every meal.
|
|
| As you can see, I are an educated man who went to kollage.
A liberal arts
| kollage....
|
|
|
| --
| Mortimer Schnerd, RN
| mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com
|
| wrote in message
|
ups.com...
|
| Jim Macklin wrote:
| Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the better you feel;
| So let's have beans with every meal.
|
| Or
|
| How do you spell relief?
|
| FART
|
| Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the more you fart,
| The more you blow your pants apart.
|
| Dan
|
|