Airline lands due to too much gas

The more you fart, the better you feel
So lets have beans with every meal


"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
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Anybody have a third stanza?


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| Jim Macklin wrote:
| Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the better you feel;
| So let's have beans with every meal.
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| Or
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| How do you spell relief?
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| FART
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| Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the more you fart,
| The more you blow your pants apart.
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| Dan
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